What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Anti Joke

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