- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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