How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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