- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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