- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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