- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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