Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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