Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

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