- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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