what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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