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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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