- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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