Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Why did? Yes

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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