- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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