- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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