- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

I like school Said no one ever.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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