- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Gay rights.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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