- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

you will like this because i am black.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

my egg roll

What's better than a stick? A stone

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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