What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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