Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Albino African Americans

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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