- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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