- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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