How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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how man

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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poo

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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