- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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