- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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