What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

thumb_up thumb_down -22

eoin burgin is fat

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

thumb_up thumb_down -24

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops