- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious ?

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

A storm be brewin!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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