- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*