Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Refridgerator.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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