- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Women's rights

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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