Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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