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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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