- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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