- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Potassium? K.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Jebron Lames.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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