- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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