- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's 9+10? 19

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

The child was fired from his job.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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