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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

how do you win a game try your best

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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