- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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