What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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