What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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star wars kid

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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