- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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