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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

A cat playing laser tag.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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