Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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