A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

haha

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

No your aunties a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops