:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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