- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A lot eh?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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