- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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