Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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