- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's 2+2? Fish

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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