- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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