9/11 my birthday

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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