- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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