- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Men's rights

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

why dont they make black forks

I like school Said no one ever.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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