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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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