- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How old are you? 7

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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