- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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