Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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