What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Yes

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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