What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A guy walks into a bar

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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