Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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This is not funny.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Justin Bieber.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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