- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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