- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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