How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Gus's mom

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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