Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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