Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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