- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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