Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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