- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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