- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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