Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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