A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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