Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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