What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

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