- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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