- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

the WNBA.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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