- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

This is an anti-joke.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

no.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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