What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

My cat just died.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Pain Olympics.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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