What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Oh, go away

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Anti Joke

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