- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

I have read the terms and conditions

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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