Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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