Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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