- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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