- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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