you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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