Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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