- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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