What does greg and Ian have in common?

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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