What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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