- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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