- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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