Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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#Getweird

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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