- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

If life gives you lemonade.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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