- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Potassium? K.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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