YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Small Penis.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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One, two, three, four and five

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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