- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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