This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

HOLY COW!

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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