- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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