How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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the WNBA.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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One time i was sitting down

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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