- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

all these jokes are horrible now

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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