Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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