what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yes

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Pickles

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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