DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

penis. nuff said.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Gus's mom

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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