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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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