whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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YOU

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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I? Everett

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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