Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

penis. nuff said.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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