- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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