- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

how do you call someone? use a phone

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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