There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Anti Joke

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