- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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