What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

The chickens have become self-aware!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

men's rights activists

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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