Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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