How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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