- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??