Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Anti Joke

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