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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

this website is a bad joke

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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