- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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