Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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WNBA

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