What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Tunechi

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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