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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Sex education in Texas,

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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