- Anti Joke

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.