XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

penis. nuff said.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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