Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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