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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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