- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What fires shots? A gun

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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