- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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