Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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