- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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