- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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