A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Japan

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Yes

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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