What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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