- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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