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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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