How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

A guy walks into a bar

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

So a bar walks into a man...

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How old are you? 7

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

HELLO EVERYONE

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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