- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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