- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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