What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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hi

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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