- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

12 niqqa 12.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

batman farted so hes retarded

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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