Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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