A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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