Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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