Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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