Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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12 in general

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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