- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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