Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Phew... it's gone.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Chuck Norris.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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