- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!