- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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