- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Indians

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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