A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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