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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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