Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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