- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Women's rights.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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