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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Happy Monday!

read this sentence again.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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