- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

why does the man appear fat he is

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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