What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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