- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

I like school Said no one ever.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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