- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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