Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Apple hates Blackberry.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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