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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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