What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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the WNBA.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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