Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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