- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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