- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Women's Rights

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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