If life gives you lemonade.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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