What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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