Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

my egg roll

69.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Click here to end the world.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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