Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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