Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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knock knock come in !

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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