- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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