- Anti Joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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