roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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