- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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