- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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