So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

NEVER

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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