What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

YOLO You only like Oreos

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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