Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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