- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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