- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Donald Trump

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

irish man drinking john smiths

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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