What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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