A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Error 37.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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