- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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