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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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