Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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