- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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