Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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