Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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read this sentence again.

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Anti Joke

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