- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the teacher do? He taught.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

read this sentence again.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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