- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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