what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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