Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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