Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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