why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

whats gay and american? a gay american

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Abortion

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