- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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