What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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