What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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