- Anti Joke

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?