- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

George W. Bush

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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