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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

think twice or at least think

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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