roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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