- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

My jeans

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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