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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

NASCAR being considered a sport.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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