What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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