A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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