- Anti Joke

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.