- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

civil rights

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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