- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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