Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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