- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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