A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Chlamydia

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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