- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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