They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

These jokes don't have punchlines.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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