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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Two baby seals walk into a club.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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