What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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