- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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