Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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