What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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I asked her where you were.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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well use a tissue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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