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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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