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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's stupid a light bulb.

what's white and sticky semen

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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