- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What page are you on The gay page.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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